using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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