He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
