Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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