God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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