I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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