She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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