I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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