I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
