Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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