Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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