Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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