i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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