Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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