i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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