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Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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