I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Dick very happy bro
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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