We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The air was thick with penises
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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