I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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