of course. lets lasso hookers.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.