Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.