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I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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