Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.