You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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