No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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