You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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Girls should come with a carfax report
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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