he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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