Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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