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Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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