They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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