Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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