YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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