Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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