I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize