Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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