She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
