MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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