Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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