I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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