what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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