I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The air was thick with penises
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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