Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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