Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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