Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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