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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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