Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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