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I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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