Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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