Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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