a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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