So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Operation Purity has been aborted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Randomize