There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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