Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
