So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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