this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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