Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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