the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize