I bet he comes in French.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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